i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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