They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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