try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
