is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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