People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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