I love black thongs
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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