He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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