no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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