let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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