I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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