Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Randomize