Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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