her vagina looked like bernie madoff
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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