she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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