i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
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Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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