I want to stick my p in your. b.
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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