Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Randomize
