the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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