are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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