i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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