do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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