I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
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Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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