what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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