You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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