Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Randomize
