is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
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