Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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