yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
thus making me awesome and them whores
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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