So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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