im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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