with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
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You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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