So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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