Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
