I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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