i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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