ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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