Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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