I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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