is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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