The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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