i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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