Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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