can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
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Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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