S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
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just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
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three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
pray to the hookup gods
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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