Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
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Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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