I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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