I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I would ride that face into the sunset
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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