people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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