Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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