WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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