STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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