I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
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Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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