you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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