just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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