whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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