sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Randomize
