Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
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There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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